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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:06
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is the American mobile phone number format?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
No way
Feeling antsy in your legs at bedtime? This condition may be to blame - CNN
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Scoop: WhatsApp banned on House staffers' devices - Axios
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What kind of book did you write after turning 55?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the most craziest dream you ever had?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Watch ULA launch Amazon's 2nd batch of Kuiper internet satellites today - Space
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
—
So they tried
Just Forget it!
R.I.P Loretta Swit: How well do you remember ''Hot Lips'' Houlihan? - MeTV
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Unclear if rock bottom, but Braves hit it anyway in 11-10 stunner loss - Battery Power
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
CNN’s Live ‘Good Night, and Good Luck’ Telecast Spurs Special Coverage - Variety
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Physicists create 'the world's smallest violin' using nanotechnology - Phys.org